Absolut Mango: Avoid at All Costs

There isn't really much more I have to say other than avoid the following bottle at all costs. Absolut Vodka is fantastic but their mango variation just doesn't cut it.

How do you want to die?

Either this is the stupidest, or manliest way that anyone could possibly die.

http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Man-Dies-After-12-hour-Viagra-fueled-Org=1&blockID=225251&feedID=1080

You tell me.

GO JOE!!!

With the success of the Transformers movie, a G.I. Joe movie was greenlit. To cut to the chase it looks like a terrible movie. And yet, I can't wait for it to come out because it looks like exactly the sort of balls to the wall, cartoony, manly action fest that I would have watched twenty-seven times in a row when I was ten and played with action figures. I guess I haven't really grown up all that much.

Here's the trailer:


After hearing about the G.I. Joe movie, the first response of a friend of mine was "will they be fighting a giant magnifying glass?" Genius.

Aftermath...

Just read the article at CNN.

This doctor's children almost made it till the cease-fire

The IDF just doesn't care who gets in the way.

The situation just keeps getting worse...

Now Human Rights Watch has accused Israel of using white phosphorus, which impartially burns everyone in its' path and is generally considered inhumane. Beyond white phosphorus, Israel has become so out of control that they are unaware whether or not they are responsible for bombing a U.N. relief agency compound. Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev claims "if it was Israel's fire, it was a grave mistake," and says "it could have been ours, it could have been Hamas', this is being investigated."

If any further proof was needed that Israel has become out of control and is simply attacking anyone and anything in the general area of Gaza, this is it.

Hamas continues to fire rockets, Israel continues to react in the worst way possible.

20 more rockets have been fired into Israel today from Gaza assumedly by Hamas. Israel continued indiscriminately bombing, shelling and shooting at whatever the fuck they please, burning several and killing one person in a U.N. school. It doesn't seem like this conflict will end anytime soon, especially with Israeli forces having no stated goal other than to stop rocket attacks which is becoming an obvious lost cause.